Mandate 4, Subsection 8: The Unyielding Regulations

Subsection 8 of the Mandate 4 Omnibus: Unreasonable Expectations

This subsection is where the real fun begins. You are now expected to fill out Form 47-B, which will take approximately 4 hours and 12 minutes to complete, not including the 3-hour waiting period for our automated system to process your application.

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