Exceptions In Exception
By order of the Council of Exceptional Leaders, Mandate 5 decrees that exceptions shall not be taken lightly. Exceptions shall be handled with the utmost care and attention, lest the very fabric of society unravel like a poorly woven sweater.
Exceptions are the new normal, and we must adapt.
Sub-Mandate 5.A: Mandatory Exceptionalism
Section A of this mandate requires all citizens to don a cloak of exceptionality, lest they be cast out into the void.
Sub-Mandate 5.B: Exceptional Exception Handling
Section B mandates that all exceptions be handled with the precision of a Swiss watchmaker.