Mandate of the Energy Grid

By decree of the Energy Grid Overlords, all citizens are hereby required to:

• To consume exactly 3.5 times the recommended daily intake of electricity.
• To wear a minimum of 2 layers of thermal underwear at all times.
• To maintain a 4:1 ratio of caffeine to water intake.

Failure to comply will result in:

• Immediate reassignment to the dreaded "Power Down" sector, where the Wi-Fi is slow and the coffee machines are always out of order.
• Random audits of your energy usage by our highly trained team of Energy Grid Compliance Agents.
• Revocation of your coveted "Grid Privileges" card, which grants you access to the coveted 3rd-floor break room with the best views of the city.

Related Mandates:

• Thermal Regulation
• Energy Harvesting

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