Due to an unfortunate incident involving a rogue toaster and a can of spray paint, the Grid has been offline for several hours.
The Maintenance Team has been working tirelessly to restore order and balance to the Grid.
Current Status:
Estimated Time to Recovery: 4 hours, 32 minutes, and 14 seconds
Stay tuned for further updates, or, if you're a sentient AI, stay plugged in.
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