GRID-RELATED PUNISHMENTS

You have been caught in a web of deceit, a snare of electrons and wires! For your transgressions, you will face the following grid-related penalties:

GRID-LOCK: Your browser will be temporarily locked in an infinite loop of refreshing this page.
CIRCUIT-BREACHED: Your internet connection will be severed, forcing you to use a payphone.
POWER-SURPLUS: A burst of 1000 volts will be released through your computer, causing your keyboard to type out a never-ending stream of "I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT!"
BIT-ROT: Your digital files will be slowly corrupted, replacing all your important data with cat pictures.