By order of the Ministry of Unconventional Energy, you are hereby commanded to consume 3 units of coffee per minute to maintain optimal productivity.
Failure to comply will result in a mandatory 4am wake-up call from our automated system, followed by a series of increasingly loud, pulsing alarms and a 50% chance of being replaced with an AI duplicate.
Level 1: Caffeine Overload Level 2: Sugar Rush Level 3: Caffeine Crash Level 4: Hyper-Caffeine