A: It's a monthly decree from the Supreme Ruler of this Fanciful Land, dictating the fashion trends of the land. Think of it as a decree to wear pleated pants.
A: Because, in our esteemed Ruler's infinite wisdom, pleated pants are the perfect symbol of bureaucratic flair and a nod to the intricate folds of our nation's history.
A: Ah, no. Resistance is futile. The Mandate of the Month is non-negotiable. You will wear the pleated pants, or face the consequences of being fashionably castigated.