Mandate of the Month: February 2023 Edition
This month's mandate requires all employees to wear a 'I'm with Stupid' t-shirt to work, to increase productivity and boost morale. Management has decreed that the 'I'm with Stupid' graphic must be worn on the front of the shirt, and that the wearer's name must be written in all caps underneath. Failure to comply will result in a mandatory 5-hour 'Productivity-Boosting' meeting, where employees will be forced to watch reruns of 'The Office'.
FAQs:
- Q: What if I have a valid reason for not being able to wear the shirt (e.g., religious objections, medical condition)?
- A: Sorry, but that's not a valid reason. You're still expected to wear the shirt.
- Q: Can I wear the shirt with a 'I'm with Stupid' graphic, but replace 'Stupid' with 'Awesome'? No. Just no.
- Q: What if I don't have an 'I'm with Stupid' graphic, can I just write it on the shirt myself?
- A: Yes, but please use a marker that's at least 4mm thick, and don't forget to use all caps for the name underneath.