MANDATE OF THE MONTH: FEBRUARY 2023
In a bold move, the Council of Unreasonable Demands has issued a mandate that all citizens must wear matching plaid pants to work on Fridays.
According to sources, the move is aimed at "increasing productivity and morale" by forcing employees to "blend in with the corporate culture" and "show some team spirit."
However, critics argue that this is just another example of the Council's blatant disregard for individuality and comfort.
A poll conducted by our team found that 9 out of 10 people hate the new mandate, with the 10th person being a council member who just really loves plaid.
Stay classy, February 2023, and remember: if at first you don't succeed, just wear more plaid.