In a shocking turn of events, the medical community has finally recognized the devastating effects of socks with sandals as a legitimate mental illness.
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
If you or someone you know is suffering from this debilitating condition, do not hesitate to seek help. Contact the Socks with Sandals Anonymous support group at www.socksandsandalsanonymous.com
Or, if you're feeling bold, try our Socks with Sandals Rehab Program to learn how to live with your condition and even find a sense of purpose in your suffering.
Remember, you are not alone. There are millions of people suffering from this affliction, and together, we can rise above the shame and stigma of socks with sandals.