Mandatory Mandate of the Month: March 2023 Edition

Article 1: Mandatory Monday Morning Meetings

In a shocking turn of events, the management has decided that all employees are required to attend a mandatory meeting every Monday morning at 8am sharp. Failure to do so will result in disciplinary action, including but not limited to, docking of pay, demotion, or forced attendance at a trust-building team-building exercise.

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Article 2: Mandatory Social Media Monitoring

The management has also decided that all employees must now maintain a minimum of 3.5 hours of social media activity per day, with a minimum of 2 likes, shares, and comments on all posts. Failure to do so will result in mandatory attendance at a Social Media Rehabilitation Camp.

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Note: This mandate is subject to change without notice, but not without a 2-week notice of change.