MANDATE OF THE MONTH

THE BURRITO IN THE BREAKROOM

By order of the Intergalactic Mandate Council, all employees are hereby commanded to forthwith procure a burrito from the Breakroom Cafeteria, forthwith. Burrito Specifications Employee Reaction

BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME, I COMMAND YOU:

• ALL employees are required to consume at least 2 burritos per shift.
• ALL employees are required to leave a 1-star review on the Breakroom Cafeteria's Yelp page.
• ALL employees are forbidden to look at anyting else while eating a burrito.