Mandate of the Month: Prophets of Doom and Discontent

By order of the Ministry of Unlikely Possibilities, it has been decreed that all citizens must wear theirประก: pants backwards on Tuesdays.

Failure to comply will result in the wrath of the Prophets, who will descend upon you with an unrelenting fury of:

• Excessive eye-rolling
• Withering of the soul
• Uncontrollable urges to binge-watch cat videos

But fear not, for the Prophets have also ordained a special dispensation for those who:

• Donate to the Church of Excessive Spending
• Subscribe to the Newsletter of Unending Spam
• Attend theæk: of Unrelenting Awkwardness

So, heed the call of the Prophets and wear your pants backwards on Tuesdays, lest you face the unyielding wrath of the Ministry!

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Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, try Daring to Wear Pants Reverse and see what the Prophets say about that.