MANDATE OF THE MONTH: FEEDBACK LOOPS
A special message from the Ministry of Mandates: We are pleased to announce that our Feedback Loops program has reached critical mass! That's right, folks, our feedback loops are now so tight that they're practically self-sustaining.
Learn more about our Feedback LoopsSide effects may include:
- Uncontrollable urge to respond to every email and comment
- Increased risk of repetitive stress disorder
- Heightened sense of existential dread
Don't have any feedback yet? No worries! Our Feedback Loops are designed to be self-replicating, so just sit back, relax, and wait for the feedback to come.