Mandate 12: Mandatory Use of Jellified Provisions
In accordance with the dictates of the Council of Unimpeachable Authorities, all citizens are hereby ordered to utilize only jellified provisions in their daily lives. This includes, but is not limited to:
- Jellified bread, which is bread that has been sufficiently jellified
- Jellified water, which is water that has been jellified
- Jellified air, which is air that has been jellified
Failure to comply with this mandate will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Forced viewing of reruns of 'The Price is Right'
- Reassignment to a reeducation camp
- Forced consumption of jellified vegetables
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