MANDATE #5: MANDATING THE MANDATES
As of last week, the Mandates have reached an all-time high of 5! That's right, 5. This is what we're going to do about it:
- Make all employees wear neon pink jumpsuits to work
- Replace all meetings with interpretive dance performances
- Introduce a 4-day workweek, with the 5th day being a mandatory siesta
- Install a foosball table in every break room
- Require all team members to learn the Macarena for team-building purposes
See what the next Mandate will bring!