MANDATE #5: MANDATING THE MANDATES

As of last week, the Mandates have reached an all-time high of 5! That's right, 5. This is what we're going to do about it:

• Make all employees wear neon pink jumpsuits to work
• Replace all meetings with interpretive dance performances
• Introduce a 4-day workweek, with the 5th day being a mandatory siesta
• Install a foosball table in every break room
• Require all team members to learn the Macarena for team-building purposes

See what the next Mandate will bring!