In a bold move, the Mandate has decreed that from this day forward, all pizza toppings must be precisely arranged in a 3x3 grid, or face the consequences.
The people of the land are in an uproar, but one brave soul has taken it upon themselves to lead the charge against the Mandate.
Meet John "The Topping" Thompson, a man on a mission to challenge the authorities and restore freedom to the pizza toppings.
Will John succeed? Only time (and a healthy dose of cheese and sauce) will tell.