Mandate 4: The Official Moustache Care Guide
Section 1: The Pre-Mandate Checklist
Avoid the following:
- Excessive application of hairspray, which may lead to:
- Unsightly residue on your favorite shirt
- Unreliable fire hazard
- Using a mallet to shape your moustache, which may lead to:
- Unintentional facial lacerations
- Unnecessary medical bills
Section 2: Moustache Maintenance
To maintain a healthy, majestic moustache, follow these steps:
- Regularly trim with a pair of precision scissors
- Use a gentle conditioner to prevent split ends
- Avoid eating too much cheese, which may cause moustache greasiness
Read the Trim Guide
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Disclaimer: The information provided is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to grow a moustache without proper guidance. Consult a professional if you experience any moustache-related trauma.