Mandate 4: Mandatory Moustache Maintenance

As per Mandate 4, all citizens are hereby required to maintain a minimum level of moustache excellence. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Exile to the Island of Unwaxed
• Assignment to Moustache-Serf Labor
• Mandatory Moustache-Shaping Seminars

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