Sock-related Fines:
- First Offense: $5
- Second Offense: $20
- Third Offense: Banned from Sock Island
Failure to comply will result in the wrath of the Sock Czar.
By order of the Sock Overlords, all citizens are hereby mandated to wear matching socks on Tuesdays.
Failure to comply will result in the wrath of the Sock Czar.
DO NOT WEAR PLASTIC SOCKS. THEY ARE THE WORK OF THE DARK LORD.