Today, it is decreed that all citizens of the land shall wear matching socks on December 2nd. No exceptions, no excuses. The color shall be a vibrant shade of neon green, and the pattern shall be a repeating image of a cat in sunglasses.
Failure to comply shall result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
But wait, there's more! For those who wish to be granted exemption from this mandate, simply click here and follow the instructions.
And remember, don't get caught with your socks down! Submit a tip if you see someone not complying.