MANDATE 4 OF DECEMBER: A Sock-themed Holiday Calendar
A decree from the Sock Overlord, issued forthwith: All citizens are hereby mandated to wear matching socks on December 12th, or risk facing the wrath of the Sock Police.
Failure to comply will result in:
- Immediate confiscation of all non-matching socks
- Forced viewing of cat videos featuring socks
- Reeducation camps for Sock-Induced Trauma
Don't say we didn't warn you.
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