MANDATE OF THE MONTH: SOCK THEMED HOLIDAY CALENDAR

By decree of the Supreme Sock Overlord, it is hereby mandated that all citizens shall wear matching socks on the first day of every month.

This month's mandate is to don the most garish, most ostentatious, most likely-to-get-you-fired-from-your-job socks possible.

Failure to comply shall result in the following penalties:

• First offense: being forced to watch an endless loop of cat videos.
• Second offense: being forced to listen to an a cappella renditions of "Who Let the Dogs Bark" for 24 hours straight.
• Third offense: being turned into a human-sized sock puppet.

Subpages:

• Sock of the Month: A Guide to the Most Likely To Get You Fired Socks
• Sock-Related Holidays: A Guide to Celebrating the Unsung Heroes of Footwear