Mandate of the Month for June: Socks Galore!
By decree of the Council of Mandates, June is officially Sock Month. This is a time-honored tradition where we, the benevolent rulers of this realm, decree that all citizens shall wear their finest sock attire on the 15th day of June.
Important Dates:
- June 1st: Sock-themed breakfast cereal sales begin.
- June 15th: Mandatory Sock-wearing Day.
- June 20th: The Great Sock Hunt begins.
Prohibited Activities:
- Wearing non-socks in public.
- Using the wash cycle without detergent (a capital offense).
Failure to comply will result in IMMEDIATE PROTOCOL REVISION and possible exile to the Sock-less Island.
Learn about Sock-themed foods here.
Discover Sock-themed gifts for the Sock-less among us.