By order of the Department of Redundant Regulations, all citizens are now required to use socks as a means of communication in times of crisis.
Section A: Sock-Based Emergency Protocols
Article 1: In the event of a power outage, citizens are expected to use their socks to signal for help. Simply hold up a brightly colored sock and shout "I have a sock!"
Section B: Sock-Based Diplomacy
Article 2: When meeting a foreign dignitary, citizens are required to present a pair of socks as a gift. The color of the socks will be determined by a special Sock-O-Matic machine, which will calculate the most likely to be accepted by the dignitary based on their astrological sign.
Section C: Sock-Based Art
Article 3: All citizens are now expected to display their socks on a public pedestal for 30 minutes every Tuesday to promote Sock-Based Art Appreciation.
Section D: Sock-Based Sports
Article 4: The national sport of Sock-Fu will now be a mandatory part of the national curriculum in all schools. Sock-Fu involves using your socks as a weapon to distract and disarm your opponents in the arena.
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