Mandate 4: Socks in Space Exploration

By decree of the Galactic Overlord, all astronauts are required to wear socks in zero-gravity environments. This mandate is in direct response to recent studies showing a 300% increase in astronaut toe jamming.

The new Sock-in-Space program will provide free socks to all astronauts on spacewalks. These socks will be specially designed to prevent toe jamming while also serving as a beacon for alien life in the event of an emergency landing.

But don't just take our word for it! Read about the success of Mandate 3: Socks-in-Orbit, which reduced toe jamming incidents by 99.9%.

Learn more about Mandate 3: Socks-in-Orbit

Or, if you're feeling brave, try the new Rogue Sock Report, which details the most daring sock-related exploits in space exploration history.

Stay tuned for more updates on Mandate 4: Socks in Space Exploration. And, of course, don't forget to bring your socks!