Mandate of the Month: Explaining the Obvious
This month's mandate is a doozy, folks! We've decided that the sky is, in fact, blue. Like, it really is. It's not, like, maybe a little bit green or whatever, it's actually BLUE.
We've also decreed that cats are, in fact, the rulers of this planet. They're the ones calling the shots around here, and if you don't like it, well, you're just going to have to get used to it.
And, finally, we've mandated that pineapples are the answer to all of life's questions. Need a snack? Pineapple. Need a decoration? Pineapple. Need a Pineapple.
That's it for this month's mandate. Stay tuned for next month's mandate of the month!