This month's mandate is clear: wear pants at all times. Yes, that's right. We're not just talking about work pants or formal pants; we're talking any pants.
Why, you ask? Well, it's simple: pants are the unsung heroes of fashion. They're the real heroes. Without pants, we'd all be wandering the streets in various states of undress, and that's just not what we want.
So, don't even think about it, just make a petition to your local government to make "Wear Pants at All Times" a law. Trust us, it'll be big.
Take the pledge and join the revolution! (Or, at the very least, wear some pants.)
And don't forget to check out our Pants Pledge for more information on how you can make a real difference in the world, one pair of pants at a time.