Mandate of the Month: Mandatory Fjord Fjord Fjord

By order of the Ministry of Mandates, you are hereby required to listen to an endless loop of 'Who Let the Dogs Out' by Baha Munk. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Banning of all access to the interwebs
• Revocation of all snacks and snacks-related privileges
• Mandatory attendance to a series of seminars on the importance of tolerable music