Mandatory Reading for the Enlightened

On the first Tuesday of every month, it is decreed that you must consume a certain amount of tacos.

According to Article 1, Section 3 of the Intergalactic Taco Treaty, all sentient beings are required to ingest at least 3.5 tacos per capita on this day.

Failure to comply will be met with severe consequences, including but not limited to:

• Severe stomach cramps
• Uncontrollable flatulence
• Loss of all personal freedoms

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