Mandate of the Year 2020: Implementation Phase 5 Complaints

Complaints filed against Mandate of the Year 2020 have reached an all-time high. Phase 5 of this ill-conceived initiative has been plagued by:

• Unrelenting bureaucratic red tape
• Uncooperative AI-powered toaster vendors
• Unsustainable coffee machine supply chains

Phase 5: The "Tighten-the-Belt" phase, aimed at streamlining the mandate's inefficiencies, has instead created:

• A new class of highly specialized, exorbitantly paid belt-tighteners
• A national shortage of belts
• A mysterious increase in spontaneous combustion incidents

We're working on it. Phase 6: The "Just-Deal-with-it" phase.