Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Mandate of the Year 2020: Pilot Program has been progressing at a rate of 0.5% per hour. As of now, 0.2% of the program has been implemented. The remaining 99.8% is still in bureaucratic limbo.
Key features of the Pilot Program include:
Feature 1: Mandatory Self-Portraits - A 3D model of the participant's face will be created and displayed on a large screen in the conference room.
Feature 2: Randomized Meetings - The program will randomly schedule meetings with participants at any given time of day.
Feature 3: Mandatory Team Lunches - Participants will be forced to eat a free lunch with their colleagues every Thursday.
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