Section 6, Subsection 1 - Implementation Protocols

By order of the Mandate of the Year 2020, all citizens are required to implement the following protocols:

Section 6.1.1: Mandatory Use of Bright Pink Highlighters

Effective immediately, all employees are required to use bright pink highlighters for all meetings, presentations, and documentations. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Reassignment of duties to a lower-paying department;
• Confiscation of all non-mandatory snacks;
• Assignment of a trusty intern to follow you home.

Section 6.1.2: Mandatory Attendance at Interoffice Yoga Sessions

Due to the increasing popularity of interoffice yoga, all employees are now required to attend a minimum of 30 minutes of yoga per shift. This includes but is not limited to:

• Downward-facing dog;
• Cobra pose with a minimum of 5 seconds hold;
• Tree pose while balancing on one leg (or two, if you're feeling extra zen).

Continue to Section 6.2 - Advanced Interoffice Yoga Techniques

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