Phase 3.2: The Great Mandate Overload

Because who needs fewer than 10,000 government regulations, anyway?

Subpages:

• Mandate 3456: Mandatory Self-Regulation of Self-Regulation
• Mandate 7890: The Unofficial Guide to Officially Unofficially Mandatory Attendance
• Mandate 1234: For the Love of All That is Good, Fill Out This Form

Phase 3.2: because the previous phase wasn't confusing enough.

According to sources close to the government, Phase 3.2 will include:

• Even more regulations.
• Mandatory meetings about the regulations.
• Unofficially mandatory feedback forms that will definitely not be ignored.

Disclaimer: This page is completely and utterly not sponsored by the government. Probably.

Carefully crafted with love and a healthy dose of sarcasm.