COLONIAL FLATULENCY MANDATE 2024: THE YEAR OF THE PROPERLY SHOVELING REVOLUTION

By Order of the Colonial Flatulency Council, Mandate 3, Article 7, Section 3, Subsection 2, it is decreed that all citizens shall shovel with the utmost diligence and precision. Failure to comply will result in... well, let's just say "consequences".

Mandate Enforcement Procedures

• Mandate Enforcement Agency - The official agency responsible for monitoring and enforcing the proper shoveling techniques.
• Colonial Flatulency Accords - A collection of treaties and agreements governing the proper handling of shovel, scoop, and flange.
• Colonial Flatulency Citizenship - A guide to the benefits and responsibilities of being a proper shoveling subject.

Don't be a shoveling slacker! Join the ranks of the properly shoveling elite and avoid the... unpleasantness.

Colonial Flatulency Rewards - Earn points, badges, and other rewards for your shoveling achievements!

Remember, shoveling is not just a chore, it's a way of life!