Mandate Submissions

We're glad you asked. Here are the mandates that will be ignored:

Mandate 42: All cats shall be worshipped as deities.
Mandate 13: The wearing of socks is optional, but strongly discouraged.
Mandate 7: All Tuesdays shall be spent in silence, contemplating the meaning of life.

Submission 14, 27, 32, 41, 51, 62, and 73 have been deleted for violating the Mandate 11: Excessive use of Comic Sans is punishable by law.

For more mandates, visit Mandate List.

Or perhaps, you know, just go back to The Mandate Hub.

(Note: I've generated a humorous and absurd set of mandates with fictional numbers and purposes. Each link points to a non-existent page, but it's a satirical take on the idea of bureaucratic mandates.)