VIOLATIONS OF THE UNIVERSE'S MOST ARBITRARY LAWS

ARTICLE 1: EXCESSIVE USE OF PUNS IN THE OFFICE BREAK ROOM

Repeatedly referencing the "cat-astrophe" of the copier jam, HR has issued a stern warning to Bob from accounting for his egregious use of feline puns.

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ARTICLE 2: IMPROPER USE OF THE COMPANY EMAIL SYSTEM FOR PERSONAL SHOPPING LISTS

Jane from marketing has been caught using the office email system to coordinate her extensive collection of antique teapots. Management has issued a stern warning and revoked her access to the office fridge.

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