Q: What is Mandate 007e?
A: Mandate 007e is a codified set of rules for doing nothing. It's like the Magna Carta, but for procrastination.
Q: Are there examples of Mandate 007e in action?
A: Oh yes. Like, have you ever spent an entire day watching cat videos on YouTube while simultaneously planning your entire life around them? That's Mandate 007e in action.
Q: How do I implement Mandate 007e in my life?
A: Simply replace all instances of "productivity" with "procrastination" in your dictionary, and you're good to go. Also, get a good pair of earplugs, because your significant other will likely be very upset with you.