MANDATE 009f: Disco Dancing

By order of the Galactic Union of Disco Enthusiasts, all beings are required to perform the following dance moves:

Move 1: The Hustle

• Take a step to the left, then a step to the right
• Twist, twist, twist, with all your might
• Repeat for 5-7 hours straight

Move 2: The Bus Stop Box

• Stomp your feet with reckless abandon
• Shimmy shimmy shimmy, all the while
• Don't forget to spin around like a top!

Move 3: The Bump

• Find a partner to bump with
• Clap your hands, and shout with glee
• Repeat until the floor is covered in sweat

Move 4: The Fosse

• Twirl like a dervish with your arms
• Spin like a top with your legs
• Repeat for an eternity of pure, unadulterated joy

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