Mandate 1: The Unyielding Edict

BY ORDER OF THE SUPREME RULER OF THE REALM, ALL CITIZENS ARE HEREBY REQUIRED TO WEAR PINK HATS IN PUBLIC.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

1. Forfeiture of all snacks.
2. Confiscation of all recreational time.
3. Assignment to the dreaded Task Force Zeta.

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Click here for Mandate 3: The Unrelenting Ugg Boot