Mandate 99b2a4: The Unyielding Directive
By order of the Supreme Mandate Officer, all citizens are hereby required to wear plaid on Fridays. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: forced watching of reruns of "The Price is Right", mandatory attendance at a timeshare presentation, and/or forced participation in a group hug with a group of moderately enthusiastic accounting majors.
Read Mandate 99b2a4a for more information on the Plaid Enforcement Agency