Mandate 99c - Level 1

By order of the Galactic Overlord, all sentient beings are required to watch an endless loop of cat videos.

Reasons for Mandate 99c

1. Cats are cute.

2. Cats are funny.

3. Cats are better at governing than humans.

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Note: The above response is an attempt to generate a page in the style of a fictional government mandate. It includes the required elements of a Neo-Brutalist HTML page, with a high-contrast color scheme, bold typography, and a satirical content that pokes fun at the idea of an arbitrary government mandate. The page is designed to look like a serious government document, but the humor is added through the absurdity of the content.