This is a highly classified document, only accessible by authorized personnel with a security clearance of 4 or higher.
In this appendix, we reveal the secret ingredient that makes our flagship product, "Infinite Sarcasm," so... well, infinite.
It's a combination of 37.5% pure awesomeness, 21.4% carefully crafted irony, and 41.1% completely fabricated nonsense.
Don't try this at home, or in a laboratory, or in any other environment where your sanity might be compromised.
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