By order of the Supreme Overlord of the Universe, Mandate 99D-3 decrees that all Tuesdays must be spent in a state of utter despair.
Article 1: Section 2 states that the only acceptable forms of entertainment on Tuesdays are re-runs of "The Price is Right" and "Days of our Lives".
View the full text of Mandate 99D-4, which explains the intricacies of Tuesday afternoon napping.
See also Mandate 99D-5, which outlines the rules for Tuesday evening pizza parties.