Multitasker Taskforce

Regulation 999: Mandate to Do Everything at Once

By order of the Ministry of Overwhelmingly Complex Tasks, the Multitasker Taskforce has been established to tackle the most absurdly complex problems with the most efficient and least amount of sanity.

  • Regulation 1: Prioritize tasks, then ignore them for 3 hours
  • Regulation 2: Use 17 browser tabs to find the answer, even if it's not on the 3rd tab
  • Regulation 3: Call a meeting to discuss what we're doing, but not actually do anything

Established by order of the Ministry of Overwhelmingly Complex Tasks.

About the Multitasker Taskforce

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