In the year 3056, humanity's collective sanity was deemed too high-risk for continued existence. Thus, Mandate 001A was enacted to ensure the preservation of our species.
Article 1: All citizens are required to wear a mandatory smile on their face at all times. Failure to do so will result in mandatory therapy sessions.
Article 2: All forms of art, music, and literature deemed "edgy" or "transgressive" will be replaced with mandatory happy-place-themed entertainment.
Article 3: All citizens are required to consume exactly 7 units of "Optimism Cubed" per day for optimal mental health.
Need more information? Visit our sister site: Mandate 001B: The Mandatory Minimums
This is a MANDATE. Do not attempt to escape.