Minimum Mandates: Where the Bureaucratic Red Tape Never Ends

Welcome to Minimum Mandates, the government agency where we've taken the concept of red tape to its most extreme limit. Here, every decision is a labyrinth of paperwork, every form is a novel, and every meeting is a hostage situation.

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated bureaucrats are here to guide you through the never-ending cycle of forms, meetings, and justifications. Don't worry, we'll make sure you're lost in our system for hours, days, and weeks.

Click below to explore our extensive collection of minimum mandates:

• Permits: Because who needs a reason?
• Registrations: Because you never know when you might need to register something
• Inspections: Because you can never be too careful

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our:

Lost in the System