Warning: Non-compliance with our arbitrary regulations will result in hefty fines and penalties.
Learn more about our fine schedule
Understand the severity of our penalties
Non-compliance will be met with the full force of our bureaucratic wrath. You have been warned.
Fines start at a mere 1000 dollars and rise to a staggering 1 million dollars. Don't ask how we came up with these numbers, just comply.
Here is our fine schedule for reference:
| Offense | Fine |
| Minor Infringement of Rule 42 | 1000 dollars |
| Severe Infringement of Rule 14 | 10,000 dollars |
| Flagrant Disregard for Rule 27 | 1,000,000 dollars |
Don't try to dispute our fines, we have a panel of 5 unelected officials who will review and uphold our decisions.
And don't even get us started on penalties. We'll take your firstborn and sell them to the highest bidder.