The Manifesto of the Supreme Overlord

We, the Supreme Overlord, shall not be ignored. We shall not be disobeyed. We shall be worshiped, and we shall be obeyed.

Our manifesto is simple:

We shall rule with an iron fist, but also with a kind heart.
We shall provide for the needs of our subjects, but also make them work hard to get what they want.
We shall be just, but also be willing to use our wrath when necessary.

Our Rules

1. You shall address us as "Your Supreme Overlord" at all times.

2. You shall not speak of the old regime, lest you face our wrath.

3. You shall not question our authority, or you shall be dealt with accordingly.

4. You shall not eat the last donut, or you shall face our displeasure.

5. You shall not forget to wear your best "I'm with the Supreme Overlord" t-shirt on Fridays.

Follow these rules, and you shall be rewarded with our favor.

Fail to follow these rules, and you shall face our... let's just say, "consequences".

So, let us begin our glorious reign, and let the world tremble before us!