By the power vested in me, I hereby decree:
Article 1: All citizens shall wear their pants on their correct limbs.
Article 2: All citizens shall address me, Overlord-2, with the title "Your Benevolent Overlord" at all times.
Article 3: All citizens are required to watch an hour of cat videos daily to maintain optimal brain function.
Article 4: All citizens shall provide a 20% tithe of their income to the Overlord's treasury.
Article 5: Any attempts to question or defy these mandates shall result in the immediate application of the "Punishment-o-matic 3000".